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# Wait, what?
**ReSplash** is a resource pack all about Minecraft-ifying Minecraft's splash text. Making it more Minecraft-y than Minecraft. You follow? No? That's fine.
Rather than copying an existing splashes.txt file, I transcribed every single splash off the wiki, one by one, an effort taking a few hours. I even accidentally duplicated "***Check it out!***" like Mojang did and then caught it.
# What's it change?
Below are all the splashes added and curated by ReSplash.
In total, ReSplash has 400 splashes, compared to base Minecraft's 446.
Here's how to read the sections:
***Added splash!***
*Mojang splash!* -> ***ReSplash splash!***
## §1 - Reintroduced Splashes
Former splashes restored by ReSplash
### Indev era
***Better than Prey!***
*Moderately attractive!* -> ***Sexy!***
***Minors welcome!***
***Made by Notch!***
*It's finished!* -> ***When it's finished!*** (as the game is continuously updated)
### Alpha era
*Not as cool as Spock!* -> Now accompanied by the original ***Cooler than Spock!***
***Rude with two dudes with food!***
***Lewd with two dudes with food!*** (¿Por qué no los dos?)
*Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!* -> ***Superfragilisticexpialidocious!***
***Woo, /v/!***
***Switches and ores!***
### Beta era
*"Autological" is!* -> ***"Noun" is an autonym!***
### Adventure era
***110813!***
***Totally forgot about Dre!***
***Hobo humping slobo babe!***
***Popping tags!***
## §2 - Revitalized Splashes
Former splashes restored and rewritten by ReSplash
### Indev era
*Pre-beta!* -> ***Out of beta!***
*Kind of dragon free!* -> ***Absolutely dragon free?*** (question mark is intentional)
*More than [n] sold!* -> All four (4000, 5000, 25000, 500) + a new one: ***More than 300000000 sold!***
*Now on OpenGL 3.3 core profile!* -> ***OpenGL 3.3!***
### Alpha era
*1% sugar!* -> now accompanied by ***0% sugar?*** (see "dragon free" splash)
*The Work of Notch!* -> ***The Work of Notch (and friends)!***
## §3 - Remixed Splashes
Extant splashes replaced or rewritten by ReSplash
### Beta era
*Twittered about!* -> now accompanied by ***Tweeted about!*** (F to pay respects)
### Adventure era
*Made by Jeb!* -> ***Made by Jeb, too!***
*Pumpakungen!* -> ***Pumpa kungen!***
*Colormatic* -> ***Colormatic!*** (added standard-yellow §e exclamation point)
*Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!* -> ***Now Java 21!*** // Updated to "Now Java 25!"
*HURNERJSGER?* -> ***HURNERJSGER!***
*Now contains 32 random daily cats!* -> ***Now with cats!*** (nuked social media in-joke)
*Now with Multiplayer!* -> now accompanied by ***Multiplayer!*** (matching *Singleplayer!* splash)
### Microsoft era
*More Digital!* -> ***Digital!***
*Thank you for the fish!* & *Thanks for the fish!* -> ***Thanks for all the fish!***
*All rumors are true!* -> ***All the rumors are true!***
*It came from space.* -> ***Made of star stuff!***
377-390 (Pandemic splashes) replaced ->
- ***Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown!***
- ***Down with the Sickness!***
*Edit is a name!* -> ***"Edit" is a name!***
*Fabulous graphics!* -> ***Fabulous!***
408-415 (Social justice splashes) replaced ->
- ***Strives for more liberty!***
- ***Won't do what they told us!***
- ***Rufus Truthfist!***
- ***Do you not see the signs?!***
- ***Don't be racist, I am a building!***
- ***Did you know that you have rights?***
- ***No more oppression!***
- ***I've got an idea...World Peace!***
* Lines 435-439 condensed down to *I'm glad you're here!* & *Contains infinite genders!*
*Sniff sniff...* -> ***Really smells like dog buns!*** (Adventure Time, to go with the Bravest Warriors splash)
## §4 - Redacted Splashes
Extant splashes removed by ReSplash
### Adventure era
*Finally complete!*
All *Hello, [country]!* splashes, except for *日本ハロー！*
(referencing the JP credits song of the Minecraft documentary)
*Don't feed avocados to parrots!*
*Plz reply to my tweet!*
*I have a suggestion.*
*Woah.*
*Ryan also has amazing hair!*
*pls rt*
*One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!* (No it won't)
*Now with additional stuff!*
*Extra things!*
*Yay, puppies for everyone!*
*Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!*
*/give @a hugs 64*
*This is good for Realms.*
*Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!*
### Microsoft era
*doot doot*
*There's no stopping the Trollmaso*
*Throw yourself at the ground and miss*
*Rule #1: it's never my fault*
*Replaced molten cheese with blood?*
*Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates*
*Javalicious edition*
*You're going too fast!*
*Don't feed chocolate to parrots!*
*The true meaning of covfefe*
*Something funny!*
*Rainbow turtle?*
*I need more context.*
*Water bottle!*
*What's the question?*
*What do you expect?*
*Look mum, I'm in a splash!*
*Awesome game design right there!*
*Ph1lza had a good run!*
*10 years of Mining and Crafting!*
*Ping the human!*
*In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.*
*Buzzy Bees!*
*Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs*
*This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!* (This...is an EX-SPLASH!)
*Honey, I grew the bees!*
*Find your claw!*
*Everybody do the Leif!*
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