IllagerBlabber

> Because what Minecraft REALLY needed was more yapping illagers! [](https://fabricmc.net/) ## What is this monstrosity? IllagerBlabber adds totally necessary, definitely-not-annoying professional voice lines to all illagers. Now when a pillager is about to murder you, he'll let you know with a charming one-liner! Ever wondered what Vindicators say before chopping you in half? No? **WELL NOW YOU'LL KNOW ANYWAY.** All the voice lines are vanilla friendly, essentially mimicking their Vanilla voices!! ## Want to know more? Just watch this conveniently placed trailer! ## 🗣 Features That Actually Required Brain Cells to make 🗣 ### Advanced Audio System Each illager has their own vocal personality - Pillagers sound like retail workers on overtime, Vindicators sound like they're perpetually stepping on Legos, and Evokers speak like they're judging ur build while sipping expensive tea. - Context-aware dialogue system (different lines when): - Passive - Spotting a player or any target for the first time - Being mid-battle - Getting hurt - Celebrating a kill (rude!) or target runs away - Raid success (for them not you) ### Smart Sound Management - Dynamic cooldown system that scales based on illager density! The more illagers (of one type) present, the less frequently each one speaks to prevent audio spam - Mathematical formula ensuring optimal audio experience ~~_(trust me bro)_~~ ## 🗣 Use alongside [Sound Physics Remastered](https://modrinth.com/mod/sound-physics-remastered) for maximum immersion! ## Ideas for the Future - More illager types (looking at you, Illusioner) - double the voice lines - maybe mod compatibility with some illager-adding mods - Therapy for players traumatized by illager voices - **VillagerBlabber!** 🗣 --- *Voiced by me, using custom illager ai voice changer models trained in my garage*